Additional reminder: All attempts to resist your decline are futile (PS, Umbreon rulez #1!!).

Sometimes getting gud isn’t physically possible.

Also, Cloud’s in Smash Bros. It’s a fine, fine world.

Laziness abounds in the demo, and it may be too late for things to get better.

Iwata fought a hard war, and he held his ground.

The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask is a wise sensei with game design tips worth remembering.

Hoenn’s looking good, but Game Freak left a few potholes intact.