Holy penis, what a scoop!

What literary character would I make a blood-pact with? Lemme finish scratching my ear with this pen and I’ll tell you.

“Wait! I still function!…Don’t you dare throw me out the airlock–“

Tie Domi beat up a figure skater and then we were welcomed to the next level. God Save the Queen, etc.

In this halcyon era of Pokémon GO, our only divisions are Valor, Mystic, and Instinct. If only it could last.

What’ll happen to Hyrule’s lush, overgrown peacefulness when Link “saves” the land?

Or, “Shadow’s best friend blabs about the ninja’s past without saying a word.”

Nintendo’s social app makes it easy to send and receive compliments, and oh God, does the world ever need it.

Some of those reasons have to do with adulthood and dead puppies.

Those of us who grew up loving blue-haired heroes owe a lot to the Goblin King.