Hey Kids, I Revised My Patreon for a Novel I’m Writing. Here’s a Sample!
Or, “Nobody ever forgets their first (unicorn).”
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Netflix’s Castlevania Series is OK at Storytelling, Great at Swear Words
Netflix gave Trevor Belmont a voice and a vocabulary, and by God, he’s going to use both. -
Friendly Reminder from Pokemon Sun and Moon: You Are Going to Die
Additional reminder: All attempts to resist your decline are futile (PS, Umbreon rulez #1!!). -
Getting Surgery? I Prescribe Video Games. Lots of Video Games
Games can be your best friend when you’re bedridden. This, I know well — and will soon know again. -
“Just Buy a New System You Pleb:” A Celebration of the Game Boy Colour’s Error Messages
Trying to play a Game Boy Colour exclusive on a standard Game Boy? Your poor ass ain’t getting no sympathy from the game cartridge. -
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YTMND: Your Garish Resource for Invaluable Bits of Game History
Steam was a baby, we still had hope for Half-Life, Sony couldn’t get anything right, and gay cartoon lawyers dominated fandom. -
I Can’t Believe They’re Not Jews!: Valkyria Chronicles and Respectful Representation
Jewish representation in Japanese-made video games is a rare, fickle thing, but Sega’s Valkyria Chronicles makes up for thirty years of no-shows. -
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night Doesn’t Have a Translation Problem. It Has a Richter Problem
Hydro storm! Hydro storm!! Hydro storm!!! -
Final Fantasy VI Lets a Dog Tell a Story, and it Works
Or, “Shadow’s best friend blabs about the ninja’s past without saying a word.” -
The Early Mana Games Remind Us We’re Not Owed a Happy Ending
Final Fantasy Adventure, Adventures of Mana, and Secret of Mana: Shattering your heart since 1991.