What literary character would I make a blood-pact with? Lemme finish scratching my ear with this pen and I’ll tell you.

“Wait! I still function!…Don’t you dare throw me out the airlock–“

Tie Domi beat up a figure skater and then we were welcomed to the next level. God Save the Queen, etc.

Additional reminder: All attempts to resist your decline are futile (PS, Umbreon rulez #1!!).

Games can be your best friend when you’re bedridden. This, I know well — and will soon know again.

Trying to play a Game Boy Colour exclusive on a standard Game Boy? Your poor ass ain’t getting no sympathy from the game cartridge.

Steam was a baby, we still had hope for Half-Life, Sony couldn’t get anything right, and gay cartoon lawyers dominated fandom.

In this halcyon era of Pokémon GO, our only divisions are Valor, Mystic, and Instinct. If only it could last.

What’ll happen to Hyrule’s lush, overgrown peacefulness when Link “saves” the land?

Jewish representation in Japanese-made video games is a rare, fickle thing, but Sega’s Valkyria Chronicles makes up for thirty years of no-shows.